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The NTSB has determined the the fatal crash of the Alamo Airlines flight Accord 55A was caused by a disruption of all flight and navigation controls. This disruption was directly attributed to a careless passenger sitting in coach, playing an unauthorized personal electronic device (Gameboy, Super Mario brothers). The pilot, Wally the WalMart Ball, was cleared of any wrong doing. We would have liked to have told him this but he too was lost in the crash. We bid him and the other soles lost in the Accord 55A a fond farewell.
Accord 55B Rock 'n Roll